Jokes

Jokes for you…1.

The Prime Minister likes to jog in the afternoon. Every afternoon he goes jogging without fail.

One day, he was asked why.

His answer- because I’m ‘pm’.

2.
A man couldn’t fall asleep because his neigbours were celebrating someone’s birthday. It was too noisy for him. So, he decided to read a book. But he couldn’t concentrate. He got up, walked to his neighbours’ house and knocked at the door.

A young man opened the door and asked what he wanted. He complained, “ I can’t read.”

The young man replied, “ Oh, no! I can read when I was 4 years old”.