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Friday, November 7, 2008

Jokes

Jokes for you…1.

The Prime Minister likes to jog in the afternoon. Every afternoon he goes jogging without fail.

One day, he was asked why.

His answer- because I’m ‘pm’.

2.
A man couldn’t fall asleep because his neigbours were celebrating someone’s birthday. It was too noisy for him. So, he decided to read a book. But he couldn’t concentrate. He got up, walked to his neighbours’ house and knocked at the door.

A young man opened the door and asked what he wanted. He complained, “ I can’t read.”

The young man replied, “ Oh, no! I can read when I was 4 years old”.

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